The sun is gone away. There is nothing we can do until April. The only solution is to hide away, grow hair, and keep warm. I'm doing my part. I hope the rest of the humans will also hibernate because I do not want to fall behind in evolution. If I am hibernating (let us be honest with one another... there is no if, I am totally hibernating) and the rest of the world does not, then I will fall behind in the rhinoceros race. In reality it will not matter because I am so far advanced in rhinoceros evolution that I could take a few years off and still be ahead. I better get to packing a basket full of warm little bizkits and hot beverages and then I will be on my way. I will miss you all dearly, but do not worry, I will write from my cave or spider hole.
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Hibernate a little for me, will ya? I don't know if I'll be able to get to, so it would save me some time if you went ahead and did it for me.
I look out the window and feel sadness.
Unfortunately, robots like me don't need to hibernate.
Still... I wonder if there is something I'm missing. Perhaps personal feelings of contentment.
I feel like I'm missing a component.
It's so dark.
I wasn't equipped with headlights.
I cannot build another.
I am obsolete.
uhhhh....you've already been hibernating for like, the past 6 months, AT LEAST. how will now be any different??
sha sha
There AIN'T no sunshine....and I will not be hibernating, but I'll slow down as to not catch up to you and that way you maintain your superiority.
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