"so sad... but, one day our kids will have to visit museums to see what a lady looks like, so if you find one, i beg of you hold her tight... yes, spot one good sir, treat her right. Benjamin Andre signing off..."
-Winner of Sexiest Male Vegetarian 2004
the quest for a lady is not a new endeavor. this path has been tread and re-tread throughout the centuries. how do you find one? how do you know if she really is a lady? i guess what the real question is... what is a lady?